A business of ferrets

gagasdoublechin: you know she dead

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:12:01 +1200

you know she dead

221badwolfstreet: aswimmersparadise: Let me tell you something...

Wed, 22 May 2013 17:57:51 +1200

aswimmersparadise:

Let me tell you something about today. Today was the hottest day of the year in New Jersey, I woke up sweating despite air conditioning because it was 95 degrees. Now, i did what any logical person would do and I put on my favorite pair of shorts so i wouldn’t be sweating throughout the day.

Even in my shorts i was sweating my balls off but I went through half of my day as normal, no boys stared at my ass or tried to grope me in public yet when i went to the the cafeteria a teacher told me to go to the office because he finds my shorts inappropriate. I head down to the office to find a group of girls wearing shorts and skirts sitting in a small room in the office, we where all ordered to call our parents or to change into the clothes they had offered us from the school store. These items of clothing included sweatpants and a large heavy sweatshirt. I obviously refused to wear those because it was 95 degrees and when you are sweating the key to cool down is NOT to put on more clothes. They told me I would have to stay in that room the whole day if it came down to it.

I was able to leave the office when my friend gave me a pair of yoga pants. The man who made me go down to the office brought down several other girls as I was leaving, at this point they didn’t care how long the shorts where they just sent everyone who was wearing a pair down. They warned me that if I put my shorts back on they would wright me up.

I put them back on anyway because just walking down the hallway in those yoga pants made me faint, dizzy,and extremely hot. Thats the main issue, it is hot enough for people to pass out in school but to the school system they would rather a girl suffer from a heat stroke then to have a boy become turned on. My shorts don’t say “COme fuck me in the middle of class” they say,”Its warm out”

The sexualizing of innocent students is not okay

Risking students health is not okay

and tHE LACK OF FEMINISM IN THE SCHOOL SYSTEM WILL NEVER BE OKAY

Today was literally horrible

I hate our school so much

globochem: oh my god

Wed, 22 May 2013 15:26:28 +1200

globochem:

oh my god

invertedyaxis: RIGHT. TUMBLR. I HAVE ONE. Some vis dev...

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:26:40 +1200

invertedyaxis:

RIGHT. TUMBLR. I HAVE ONE.

Some vis dev speedpaints for a cinematic team I’m on.

I’m still trying to figure out if I want Tumblr to be a portfolio kind of thing or an art blog kind of thing, so bear with my dry posts. Probably going to be the latter. I just need to remember I have a Tumblr for once.

invertedyaxis: That’s just how I roll. buh dum dum TSH

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:26:30 +1200

invertedyaxis:

That’s just how I roll.

buh dum dum TSH

Photo

Sun, 19 May 2013 19:36:31 +1200

nettumbles: the4mat: kennyboss: howtosucceedinwhoring: 1)...

Sun, 19 May 2013 15:49:18 +1200

nettumbles:

the4mat:

kennyboss:

howtosucceedinwhoring:

1) our President is a Prime Minister

2) our Prime Minister is a She

3) She is an Atheist

and we have had ‘Obamacare’ for like… ever

Lmao

the best response^

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Sun, 19 May 2013 14:23:08 +1200

Them: I don't think kids should be exposed to gay relationships.

Sun, 19 May 2013 12:56:40 +1200

Them: I don't think kids should be exposed to gay relationships.
You: Why not?
Them: It's introducing children to sexuality! They're too young for that!
You: So when a prince and princess kiss in a Disney movie, are they introduced to sexuality? When the prince and the princess get married and have a child, is that introducing your child to sexuality?
Them: NO! But if they see a man and a man, or a woman and a woman together... they're going to start asking questions! Like how a man and a man can... you know, do anything together.
You: You think the only thing people think when they see a gay couple is "I wonder how they have sex"? Furthermore, you think a CHILD is going to even know what that means? When the prince and the princess kiss, does your 4 year old daughter ask, "mommy, how do people have intercourse"? No. She just sees two people in love. If you remember when you were a kid, you probably didn't think about sex every time you saw two people happy together.
Them: But it'll bring up all kinds of questions, it'll confuse my child!
You: Then be a fucking parent and explain it to your child. The only question that might be brought up is "mom, why don't you want gay people to be happy?". And when you don't have a good answer for that question, you can look your child in the eye and say "It's because I'm a bigot".

loliconprince: ”you’ll agree with me when you’re older”

Sun, 19 May 2013 11:30:42 +1200

loliconprince:

”you’ll agree with me when you’re older”

avatarparallels: Avatars calling their animal guides.

Sun, 19 May 2013 10:04:13 +1200

avatarparallels:

Avatars calling their animal guides.

me at the end of the semester

Sun, 19 May 2013 08:38:20 +1200

me at the end of the semester

bitchitrice: derych: brucefuckingbanner: mishasminions: RELEV...

Sun, 19 May 2013 07:11:47 +1200

bitchitrice:

derych:

brucefuckingbanner:

mishasminions:

RELEVANT TO HUMANITY

Relevant to tumblr.

Relevant to existence.

screams this from the top of the matterhorn

chauvinistsushi: bedhead-and-cigarettes: finalblessing: will...

Sun, 19 May 2013 05:45:26 +1200

chauvinistsushi:

bedhead-and-cigarettes:

finalblessing:

will smith everybody

he’s so aggressively proud and determined to direct attention to his wife and son. first he’s like, LOOK AT THIS BEAUTY AND STRENGTH AND POWER AND SHE AGREED TO MARRY ME, and then with his son, he’s like LOOK, I MADE A THING, AND I AM PROUD OF THIS THING THAT I MADE.

I MADE A THING

And they are just so used to it lmao

Lies The Patriarchy Told Me: The patriarchy told me that it’s slutty for a woman’s bra strap or...

Sun, 19 May 2013 04:19:18 +1200

Lies The Patriarchy Told Me: The patriarchy told me that it’s slutty for a woman’s bra strap or...:

liesthepatriarchytoldme:

The patriarchy told me that it’s slutty for a woman’s bra strap or thong to show, but not for a man’s boxers to show. The patriarchy told me that female body odor is offensive, but that male body odor is “musky.” The patriarchy told me that women must hide flaws and natural body functions to…

aminoasinine: ruf1ohn1tram: fluttertree42: Friendly reminder that Wheatley is canonically afraid...

Sun, 19 May 2013 02:52:57 +1200

aminoasinine:

ruf1ohn1tram:

fluttertree42:

Friendly reminder that Wheatley is canonically afraid of heights and space is a bottomless void where you’re constantly falling but not being pulled toward anything (^ u ^)*

Wow fuck you

bitchesguidetoetiquette: Flawless logic at play

Sun, 19 May 2013 01:26:46 +1200

bitchesguidetoetiquette:

Flawless logic at play

iammyurl: siderealsandman: So she became Secretary of State...

Sun, 19 May 2013 01:25:08 +1200

iammyurl:

siderealsandman:

So she became Secretary of State instead

bitches get it done

Raw Pets

Sun, 19 May 2013 01:21:59 +1200

aywasconfessions:

I’m not a basher of any Aywas specie so far, personally I like most of them and are indifferent to ones I’m not fond of. I mean, hell, have you see that sexy Quolgarian? That adorable little Arak? The fat little Chromo? A badass Wibbit?

Dang, those are are some fine beasts we have there; I adore this variety in our pets. I mean sure, we get the normal, run-of-the-mil pets like the

You know, the deer, the cat, the unicorn, the wolf, the kitsune, the ferret/squirrel thing. And hey, I totally get that people like these and if you wanna make a horde of that you go right a head and make a damn horde of them.

Then there are the Raw Pets

I mean look at this shit; we’ve got an adorable little bug, Nessie, a badass eel and a cute-as-hell hedgehog on our damn site. I know some people bitch about having too many species but that lot can shut the fuck up; it’s not like Slash is gonna burst into your house and beat your ass if you don’t make on of every specie.

So anyway, it’s the end of the adorable porky Pengu AKA: Welly and I figured eh whats next when I go to the News and I see this thing;

A Naulit. Holy hell that is one adorable mollusk. Hats off to the artist for making this awesome little thing.

But…oh man an I pissed that it’s a Raw; I think the whole concept of Raw pets is stupid; I mean, one month to make them all, unless you are willing to fork out for a fucking expensive-as-shit Antiquity Stave? What the fuck?

I can understand the logic sure you make that shit rare so people fork out the Moolah for Slash to spend on personal art, I just find it stupid. Stop bringing out these awesome, interesting pets only to stick them in a damn box after a month and not lets us see them again for a whole fucking year unless we fork out for a damn Stave.

Fuck that shit; I’m all for new, fascinating species. In fact, I love the fact we are getting rats and jellyfish for us to screw around with but I fucking hate the fact we can’t make them using normal custom items, we need Raw Crystals or a fucking Stave to screw around with.

I may be a minority here, but when I make one of my designs I tend to take a long damn time; I’m also busy as fuck quite often and can’t just vomit out design after design. I take a shit load of time and by the time I’m done it’s all “Lol sorry bro but there’s a New Raw, so sit and fucking wait till Raw Week”

Slash, try sticking some of these interesting species in the Ay or Ara will you? I’m getting tired of seeing all these cool pets only to be stuck as Raw before vanishing for a whole damn year before that one freakin’ week.

I agree; I mean, I know Slash is having that “vote for one of the Raws to become a Ara/Ay” thing going on, but regardless of the vote we are only having ONE put in Ara/Ay. Which I find very disappointing- I want to be able to make them whenever I want/have the custom items. Instead it’s as OP says- One week a year. :| Regardless of voting, we won’t be getting both an eel and an elephant are we?

So I support this notion of getting better pets that are easy to freakin’ make and not ‘limited’ like this. Same maybe, but it’s getting ridiculous.

sumogeisha: Curves on Girls Drawing Tutorial by Ai-Bee (Rebecca...

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:05:30 +1200

sumogeisha:

Curves on Girls Drawing Tutorial by Ai-Bee (Rebecca Long) at http://ai-bee.deviantart.com/